Monday, October 19, 2009

Balloon Boy Hoax, October 19, 2009


This is the balloon that caused millions of hearts all over the country to cringe as they watched the news unfold. Six year old Mr. Falcoln Heene (balloon boy) was thought to be in a basket attached to this balloon flying by himself.

His father, Richard Heene, made this make-shift balloon out of tarps, cardboard, string, and duct tape. He was later found out to be an aspiring actor and insistent on getting his own "mad-scientist" reality show.

By the way, I saw this family on the show Wife Swap and this guy is insane. He's a crazy, over-angry, immature jerk.

This is him
^^^on Wife Swap getting in an over dramatic fight with his new wife acting like a child. Anyway, as the whole country held its breath, Falcoln was later found in a basket in the garage of the Heene family home. This caused much controversy due to the fact that the Heene Family called the news channel before they talked to police. Errr? It wasn't until the Larry King show that the family really got into hot water. As they were discussing the "terrible event" little Falcoln said, "We did this for the show" followed by Daddy's "phhh man..." and Mommy's timid, "noo...".



Way to go Falcoln! Poor little guy was to be so stressed out by the media attention, reports ABC's Good Morning America, that he was throwing up, shame on you parents!

Now investigators, after searching their house, finding documents on the computer laying out the stunt, and questioning the parents for five hours, are looking to file felony charges for endangering their children and for conspiracy.

This obviously ranks with the Apollo moon landing conspiracy, global warming conspiracy, and the false-flag 911 conspiracy. Now America is asking for a public apology from dear Richard for causing the deaths of two women, apparently both 118 years old, due to heart attacks (it appears only oe of them had a heart attack due to the balloon boy and the other followed suit because she didn't want to watch tv alone so only one apology necessary in that remark), and for wasting their God given time.

Moral of the day: Don't marry crazy people. Stay away from actors. Realize that your publicity stunt will be stunted by Micheal Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith.

3 comments:

  1. Name your kid "Falcoln" and... Anyway, I learned about this while I was studying Spanish on Univision. Makes for great Spanish reporting!

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  2. I just have to say that your blog is incredibly creative and highly interesting.

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